The Hallows. Ancient artifacts imbued with a primal and deadly power. But are they protectors of this world, or the keys to its destruction? A gruesome murder in London reveals a sinister plot to uncover a two-thousand-year-old secret. For decades, the Keepers guarded these Hallows, keeping them safe and hidden and apart from each other. But now the Keepers are being brutally murdered, their prizes stolen, the ancient objects bathed in their blood. Now, only a few remain. With her dying breath, one of the Keepers convinces Sarah Miller, a practical stranger, to deliver her Hallow—a broken sword with devastating powers—to her American nephew, Owen…As Sarah and Owen search for the surviving Keepers, they unravel the deadly secret the Keepers were charged to protect. The mystery leads Sarah and Owen on a cat-and-mouse chase through England and Wales, and history itself, as they discover that the sword may be the only thing standing between the world…and a horror beyond imagining.
The Review
All right. Fine. I’ll admit it. I first picked up this book not because of the snazzy jacket art or because I felt like reading a good fantasy book (which I haven’t for a while), but because I was hoping The Thirteen Hallows by Michael Scott was some sort of weird combination of Harry Potter and The Office. It wasn’t, of course. But that is not necessarily a bad thing.
Instead, The Thirteen Hallows reads more like a supped-up supernatural Da Vinci Code. It is rife with psychopathic hit men, gruesome murders, police chases, ritualistic sex, and enormous liberties taken with the Bible. The chapters are extremely short (two pages, on average) and the narration snappy, making the story feel much shorter than its 350 pages. This also lends to its very cinematic quality, jumping from one character’s perspective to another, just like a movie wipe between scenes.
I have to applaud Michael Scott for choosing to make the main protagonist (as much as there is one) a female, sword-swinging do-gooder. You don’t see many of those. Sarah Miller is a strong character, even if she herself is unwilling to admit it. With barely a bat of her eyelash, she takes on bloodthirsty demons and pitiless gangsters, all while keeping two steps ahead of the pursuant police. My only wish is that she could have had all her fight scenes with her clothes on.
Overall, this book was an enjoyable read. I have to take points off for redundant bad guys (with exception of the Dark Man and his mistress, they all have interchangeable back stories and are, for no apparent reason, homosexual). Points are also lost for overusing the descriptions smells. A random thing, yes, but reading about “a mixture of excrement and stale sweat coupled with the bitter metallic odor of blood” for the twentieth time gets tedious. It just smacks of lack of imagination and ambition. By the end I was wishing the author(s) would fixate on another of the senses–or that the characters would all spontaneously develop head colds.
Finally, this book comes with a warning. If it were a movie, it would be rated R for lots of blood, violence, and sexual encounters. This is a book meant for mature audiences. Reader discretion is advised.
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The Recommendation
Read it if you enjoy books like Brown’s The Da Vinci Code, Lehane’s Gone, Baby, Gone, or Preston and Child’s Relic. However, don’t expect as many twists and turns. This one is straight out action/adventure.